A-Z Meme

Because I'm just not in the mood to think much, I decided to track down a meme to jumpstart my thought processes. Enjoy, and consider yourself tagged if you feel like doing it.

A - Z OF ME

A - AVAILABLE : I'm always available for an outlet shopping spree, if that's what you mean. Otherwise, I have my hands full with the three men I live with.

B - BIRTHDAY : December

C - CRUSH : Hmmm... currently, I'll say Johnny Depp, but overall, I've got to say Kevin Smith. Because he looks like Mike in miniature.

D - DAD'S NAME : Vincent.

E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO : Another toughie. I'll think on this one.

F - FAVORITE BAND : Duran Duran. Other bands may come and go, but Duran and I have had a mutually beneficial relationship for almost a quarter century now.

G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS : I really like the sour gummy worms - this is the culinary delight I've inherited from my children.

H - HOMETOWN : Elmhurst, Queens!

I - INSTRUMENT : Can't play a blessed thing, but I do enjoy a good hard guitar.

J - JUGGLE : Life, yes. Those irritating little blocks, no.

K - KILLED SOMEONE : Only in my feverish, rage-induced imagination. And even then, it's in some Tom & Jerry fantasy-cartoon way, like dropping an anvil on them so they emerge with a flat head.

L - LONGEST CAR RIDE : Probably the NY-Florida drive my dad put us through several times on the "family vacation". It was basically our road trip to WallyWorld.

M - MILKSHAKE FLAVOR : Vanilla - no substitutes.

N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS : Nada by blood, several by choice.

O - ONE WISH : That the craziness our world is spiralling into would just stop.

P - PERSON WHO EMAILED ME LAST : Karen, who regaled me with tales of her in-laws over Hanukkah. It's nice to have someone else share in the in-law joy, no matter what holiday one celebrates.

Q - QUICK FACT : The kid who was the bully in A Christmas Story is the younger brother on Titus (a hilarious Fox sitcom from a few years ago).

R - REASON TO SMILE : Gingerbread Latte.

S - SONG YOU LAST LISTENED TO : hee hee hee... Fanboy Christmas II: The Wrath of Claus.

T - TIME YOU WOKE UP : 6:30, and then 7:30.

U - UNKNOWN FACT ABOUT ME : As much as I love my heels, I've begun to prefer flats and sneakers. Shhh.

V - VEGETABLE YOU HATE : Cabbage. Smells like roasted ass.

W - WORST HABIT : Picking at my nails and fingers until they're bloody messes.

X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD : A couple of chest x-rays, ankle, teeth, back and neck.

Y - YOUR NUMBER OF EMAIL CONTACTS : Holy crap, it's got to be in triple digits.

Z - ZODIAC SIGN : Sagittarius, baby. Fire sign.